Bombers Living up to Their Name

Its a new rite of spring. Every year for the past three the Yankees have gotten off to an incredibly slow start. This year appears to be going the same for them. I will admit we are only four games into the season, but to have only won one game is depressing. They are truly earning the name that jeering Yankee-hating fans use: the Tankees. Well the one solace I have is that its still early, and the rite of fall that has followed this depressing rite of spring is that they always end up working it out in the end. I just hope the pattern continues itself so we can complete the drive for number 27.